sea food 

A.K.A "see food" when a person is eating and opens up their mouth to show another person what's inside as a joke.

person 1:"do you like sea food?"
person 2:"yeah!"

*person 1 opens mouth*
person 2: "ewwwww!!"

sea food by mckishyboo August 7, 2010

Sea food 

The most disgusting thing you could ever fucking eat

“Hey let’s go get some sea food” “this bitch a whole alien

Sea food by Bitch corvette corvette May 10, 2021

sea food boil 

Is a term referring to pubic lice aka "crabs"

"You gave me a sea food boil!" Orlin screams at Nickacado, "YOU GAVE ME A SEA FOOD BOIL!!!" Orlin exclaimed in pain slapping Nick's arm as the overgrown man-child smears cake on the wall.

sea food boil by Clayton Astly August 12, 2021

Sea-Food Dinner 

While having anal or doggy style sex with a girl, enjoying a lobster or other various seafood off the flat of the girl's back.

I've had my fair share of sea-food in the past, but just had the best sea-food dinner with your mom in my life.

Sea-Food Dinner by Tyler McDade April 13, 2007

Sea Food Lover 

One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.

Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"

Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."

Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."

Sea Food Lover by speaks4 January 25, 2008

Sea Food Salad

N. The anal secretions of small dogs often smelling like Fish bait or Chum. Fucking Gross!!

God Damn dog scooted her ass on the blanket and it smells like Sea Food Salad.. Fuck!!

Sea Food Salad by C.A. November 13, 2006

sea food diet 

A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!

This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.

Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!

Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.

Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.

Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.

Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.

Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!

Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!

sea food diet by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008