An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.
Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.
by Thebattles June 13, 2011
Personnel of the Navy of female orientation. These persons are the scum of the earth. Normally resembling the physical appearance of a troll with an over abundance of body hair, and fat. These persons normally partake in activities such as sucking dick, getting run through, and poor heigenic practices.
by El Fin'e April 28, 2007
I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
by FireBoyX August 11, 2010
by Big Daddy P December 13, 2005
seaDONKEY: i have surfed all up and down the north shore!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!
by MeloWise April 24, 2012
A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.
by The Miracle Man June 18, 2003
Wow, she is a sea-donkey
by john smith December 05, 2003