A term used to define those of low character, class and all-around respectability. A man or lady who is beyond a manageable amount of filth.
John: I believe it was Jake who took your sandwich from the fridge.
Brandon: I can't believe that two-timing jerk would do this to me.
John: He's a scrut. You never should have trusted him.
Brandon: Filthy scrut.
Brandon: I can't believe that two-timing jerk would do this to me.
John: He's a scrut. You never should have trusted him.
Brandon: Filthy scrut.
by neotoky0 April 10, 2011
A scrut is another word for "sandwich" or "butty". It can also be used as part of an insult of the "yo mam" variety.
by Jams October 12, 2005
When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
by Ploppy Pete October 21, 2010
'Chundle' means wasting time, not producing anything of value. A 'Scrut' is a small person of suspicious origin.
by Double-Z August 12, 2008
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by Moonstompin ollie January 23, 2004
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(
by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004