A Screaming Buffalo is when one intentionally consumes far too many chicken wings (prepared Buffalo style) which are hot to the touch due to the amount of heat they produce via the sauce. Once the wings are consumed, it takes roughly 30 minutes for the explosion to begin. After shitting your brains out for the first 30 seconds, an extreme burning sensation completely consumes every nerve ending in your anal cavity region. Your only relief is to have a tub of ice water next to your commode to cool your ass and scream while your balls are being chilled like a warm beer.
I ate so many hot wings last night, I sounded like a Screaming Buffalo that just got shot on the prairie.
by Mbergmark July 19, 2011