Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
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