Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.
criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and
2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)
guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).