scone on?

A pun that people are not spposed to get. scone on sounds just like going on. either said as a greeting or on a t-shirt. made by the band lost and found

person A: Scone on
person B: whats scone on?
person A: not much whats scone on with you.

scone on? by joelaarhus October 16, 2006

Heart of Stone on the Rock 

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks

JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!

Heart of Stone on the Rock by Persil May 30, 2006

score on yourself 

1.To score a point against your own team in a sport; to shoot into your own goal.
2. To give yourself a disadvantage in a game.

I just scored on myself to lose the game.

score on yourself by 5'1"Racer June 12, 2005

Never put a stone on the table. 

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.

Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.

Never put a stone on the table. by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019

score on yourself 

To disadvantage yourself.
Taken from when you accidentally score against your own team in sports, but can be used in a general sense.

A: I just lost my wallet
B: way to score on yourself
etc.

score on yourself by assfacemcgee December 28, 2005

score on hoes 

1. To have sexual relations with various loose women.

2. To pick up promiscuous women.

3. Dating one or more easy women.

Tyrese headed down to the bar to try and score on hoes.

score on hoes by Shanefpt August 15, 2016

on stone 

reference to the Almighty Black P. Stone Nation in Chicago. Basically saying "on god" but promising truth by swearing on the gang

imma handle it, on stone

on stone by idkiguess October 13, 2020