Schwans Job

A Schwans Job is when(Men Only) Are homosexual and man #1 grabs man #2's arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using Man #2's arm

"Hey dude did you hear Freddy gave Todd a Schwans Job?"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"

by NudeBeach January 27, 2010

Schwans Man

A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.

O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!

by RT3manistee1 March 8, 2009

schwan stick

Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.

"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."

by SmackEm May 5, 2007

Alex Schwan

A rich kid that throws money at people and dated a girl 11 times

Dude did you see Alex Schwan he was throwing money at people

by HeyDudetteeeee October 14, 2019

georg schwan

Creator of the ETHZ fetcher, has a 6 in SST - so you know he is a big shot.

I can't wait to georg schwan with her when we get home.

by yowtf_bro_why March 15, 2021

Schwan

Best boi

Damn schwan really hot

by Schwany_wanny January 24, 2021