A level of excitement, usually achieved by euphoria with methods such as drug use from either ecsatsy or cocaine; it can also be reached from an orgasm.

Another way of becoming Schwan can be from pure adrenalin.

It can also describe a person that is the opposite of excited, a hungover person. Schwunked

The use of Schwan usually has a second ending borrowed from another word. Such Schwaniac, Schwental, Schwanked or Schwunked.
"Dude! That girl at the club was so Schwan-the-fuck-up! I think she did a huge line of coke in the girls restroom."

"Have you ever become so scared that you just turned into a complete Schwaniac?"

"Last night she made me Schwan all over the place!"

"This dude is so Schwentally fucked in the head right now! What did he take?!"

"Homeboy is still asleep. He's all Schwunked up."
by Spaghet boy October 12, 2018
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a young male (usually white and from upstate new york) who after becoming intoxicated will try to dance by flapping his arms and bobbing his head to attract females. He is sometimes, but rarely, successful
After 4 long island ice teas, Ian will prepare to perform the schwan dance
by Gabelli September 11, 2008
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a total loser or fag or idiot all rolled in to one, who chronically does or says stupid things that make no sense.
"wow look at that fag"

Yah, hes a complete schwan"
by BIGD72 April 9, 2008
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1. An unpopular person, someone that's picked on for no reason, sometimes ugly, annoying, or a friggin retard... usually girls.
"Stop lookin' at me, schwan!"

"Shut the fuck up, schwan!"

"Leave me alone, schwan!"
by H N K April 21, 2006
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1. An unpopular person, someone that's picked on for no reason, sometimes ugly, annoying, or a friggin retard... usually girls.
"Stop lookin' at me, schwan!"

"Shut the fuck up, schwan!"

"Leave me alone, schwan!"
by H N K April 21, 2006
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Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.
The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!
by Rale May 15, 2008
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An extremely good-looking individual who goes about life in a "why not now" way. Never straying away from a challenge, the Schwan man also posses great leadership skills and is never found without 3 ladie friends by his side
Look at the Schwan Man trying bungee jumping, he's doing it with 6 different girls!
by georgewbush March 19, 2017
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