Schvegal 

It means whatever you want it to mean

Pull that schvegal out of your ear and listen

Schvegal by Elk cock March 29, 2017

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010

schlegal

a whiny skinny punk who's balls have yet to drop. one who lacks hair on his or her legs.

o my god, that kid over there is a sissy, he looks like a schlegal

schlegal by fannyman2k6 October 12, 2005

schmegal 

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

schmegal by beer stud May 8, 2008

Schmegalmulch 

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

Schmegalmulch by gmilla! April 13, 2009

Schmegalmulcher 

It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with!

Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher.

Schmegalmulcher by gmilla! April 13, 2009