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schoolfucked 

The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.

Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?

Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.

Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
schoolfucked by kidolmao October 25, 2016

Schoolfucked 

The state of being unable to participate in new hobbies, recreational activities, or events due to an excessive amount of time required for their studies and schooling. Most commonly at the college or university level.
"Dude, I'd love to go to the gym more, or maybe play more video games, but I'm just so schoolfucked right now. I've got ten assignments due every week."
Schoolfucked by The Real Poorman January 28, 2017

scrollfucked 

The term 'scrollfucked' is used to describe an individual which is showing signs of mindless scrolling on social media platforms for long periods of time. Scrolling with no interest or any reason as to why they are doing it.
Wow, I haven't been able to focus on anything today, I feel totally scrollfucked.
scrollfucked by Zoinked July 4, 2023
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