Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.

In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.

6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.

7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.

8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.

There are 3 types of teachers:

The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.

The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.

The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.

If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
by Amy Renée July 6, 2009
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School bicycle - everyone gets to ride you once.
Girl 1: Hey look its the school bicycle.

Girl 2: She stole my b/f

Girl 1: Her skirt is just like a wide belt!
by May Hecal July 22, 2006
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an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.
p1: so what evil torturous middle school do u go to?
p2: JFK middle
p1: god, sucks 4 u huh?
p2: yea
by JFK Phreak October 1, 2004
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A private prep school in DC, near Georgetown. It runs grades 7-12 but is pretty small, around 400 kids.

It used to be two trashy houses until it moved to the ex-Cafritz mansion on Foxhall Road and started bulding multi-million dollar facilities. The tuition is also one of the highest in washington.

The student body is very diverse, although it is continually turning into a ralph lauren add. Everyone is nice, except for the younger grades (can you say mean girls?).

The teachers are called by their first names and tend to be right out of harvard or yale and gorgeous.

It isn't as competative at sports as neighboring schools but still continues to wins multiple banners every years.

It has a bad rep, but Field is actually amazing. Oh, and the entire student body has amazing cars.
Visi girl: Look at the girl over there...she's so gorgeous...what school does she go to?
Gonzaga guy: Uhh i think the Field School?
Visi girl: Oh...EW...just kidding.
Gonzaga guy: Sike, those girls are hot now- hotter than you orange bitches at least.
by seniorgirl08 July 11, 2008
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A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.
The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists.
my parents sent me to catholic school as a kid. im an atheist now
by xiuhcoatl666 April 4, 2012
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My grandfather used to use this phrase in the Bronx, NY.

Soup schools were for poor kids because they served soup as a main lunch menu item there.
When you come home early during the week just to skip lunch "What did ya do today, go to a soup school?"
by carret000 November 20, 2015
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