What kids have to go through 17 years of and is based entirely on memorizing useless facts and words for a test one week then pushing those out of their heads and new ones in over and over again for 7-9 months a year. See hell and prison
Student 1: What the fuck does the word err mean, and what was the battle of Bull Run?

Student 2: Who gives a shit we just have to forget it next week.

Student 1: School sucks ass.

Student 2: You found this out just now?
by R.M.J. July 1, 2009
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To those who hate school, just hear me out.

While going to school might be unpleasant sometimes, one needs to consider the importance of education in the world. Maths is not solely for solving questions, it is useful while handling money. Science can make your life comfortable and can save you from daily hassles. It also develops a logical attitude which enables you to make quick and appropriate decisions in life. Moreover, it is extremely hard for uneducated people to earn a living. And talking about phones, if you take gadgets to school then whats the point of going, if you still wanna chat and play games? Google can surely give you information but not solve your doubts. School teachers on the other hand, can answer your questions and there is a proper flow with which they explain, so that you might not feel uncomfortable while jumping from one topic to another. Education empowers you. It makes you an asset for your nation and the world.
Uneducated Person: Oh I hate school, they make u waste seven hours in a prison-like building

Me: Like it or not, you won’t be able to have a job and a future without school.
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Refers to any undesirable place. Synnonymous with "Salt mines", "Petrol plant", etc.
School is the gayest place in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!
by The Squid March 21, 2003
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Pathetic place where they teach things you will never use in everyday life. Things like Calculus, the reproduction system of an earth worm, and Geography.
Geography. I mean honestly, when the hell am i gonna need the population density of uzbekastan.
by Spoon Worshiper January 19, 2004
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A hell whole that forces you learn against your own will at ages 4-18 also has bullies,ass wholes,loosers,fucktards,ect. in a addition to that you have mean teachers and principles that punish you for stupid things like eating somthing every natrual human being has to do or they will die. or youll get suspended for defending yourself in a fight that you didnt even start! they make you study intill your brain hurts write intill you get a musle spasm focusand listen itill your eyes and ears bleed.you know 30% you forget the crap they teach yo and another 30%you dont even use it in life so that leaves only 40% and you think thats it after working for like 7 or more hours a day they decide its not enough and take up 3or more hours of your day with homework supposedly for "practice" but if that was true if you didnt do it or get the answers right it wouldnt affect your grade and people who get crappy grades are not the only ones who dont like school ppl who dont have friends or get picked on alot dont like it and neither of thats me and i dont like it but its still not over at school you have to fit in or be popular if you dont wanna get picked on thats kinda fits in with the bully catogory.
I personaly think you should got to school only for what you will use in life the rest should be your choice if you wanna learn it or not then school would be more enjoy able
regular day at school

student:"eats after lunch while in class cuz still hungry"
teacher:why are you not dieing from starvation from not eating
student:...
teacher: detion

Bully: punches student
student:"punches back and starts a fight"
teacher:your both suspended for 3 day and you have detion all day when you come back
student: but but he started it

teacher: how dare you question me 5 suspensions and 2 detion
by TheRealFact December 4, 2011
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A form of the government brainwashing children into learning useless info, and to show us how america is the greatest thing in life. The teachers are usually middle aged people who had no other choice, or old ass people who are nice. Next time you see that teacher walking down the hall way, tell them thanks. They get paid a small amount and do the same stuff over and over until retirment.

Anyways,
School is forced, so dont skip for more than 10 days. I was counted truant for missing 8 days. I begged them to fix it but NOPE! Anyways, it was solved:) So dont think about missing.

School means other kids are there, so that means friends. But there are people who have something going on to the point where they just HAVE to bully you.
Most kids are up for new friends, but some arent.

Girls. scary.
boys. Nasty.

which are both good, just be carefull around girls lol.
AND HO DEE HO DEE HOOO, YOU CANT USE LOL IN AN ESSAY, FUCK ME
speaking of essays, you should invest your money into a fake hand, your real ones gonna fall off sooner or later.

and btw, dont walk into the middle school bathrooms during 5&6th period, because that "random condom" you saw in the trash was really a smuggle job. and oh yeah, that means kids fuck eachother. Well, they put it on and just kiss. yup. Well atleast in MY old middle school they did.
(joey) school
(bill) u mean hell?
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