by fishywishypooo May 30, 2009
A less tortrous concentration camp
by Rachel June 6, 2004
by Myst3ry_Cat April 29, 2019
by Monke with Waffle November 15, 2022
Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017
by Corbin3645 November 9, 2020
School is basically like a labor camp that was used during the Holocaust. First of all, The teachers always have to act like Nazis to all the children. Second, the time to go to school is unfair. If one is supposed to go to school at 7 AM, that is harsh. Kids need sleep in order to function properly and if you're not going to let them have their sleep, then you are a big fucking FAGGOT. Third, if there is some sort of fight going on, the two kids who are fighting can't even fight right. All they do is they hit each other like little girls and then the teacher walks over and divides the two up. From there, you're already wasting everyone's fucking time by fighting someone and making it want everyone to watch. Fourth, during passing time when everyone has to go to their next class, there always has to be that big group of kids on their phones just standing in the middle of the hall. What's also stupid is that they never even try to move. "Just get off your phone and get to class. " the teacher would say. Then everyone would be happy. Fifth, in some schools, the coaches don't even try to make everyone feel like they have a purpose to be in this world. If they had some sort of reward system like "Student of the Week", they would always practically pick the fucking popular kids. Give the kids who aren't popular a chance!!! End of Definition
by BleachedSpaghettiYT November 22, 2017