1 definition by TotallynotAvian69420
Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017