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schmonday

An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.
"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."
by generalChaos August 26, 2013
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Smonday

The anxiety and sadness you get on Sunday when you realise it's Monday the next day.
"Smonday urghh "
"Nooo, it feels like Smonday"
by -Chloe- October 28, 2019
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Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.
Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!
by Schmah March 7, 2011
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Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
by 202101 December 24, 2010
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Schmunsday

The day Schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. The day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form Einsteins theory of relativity. The theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. The day Schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 PM. After the Royal Party Comity of CalPoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the Schmunsday was reviled. Schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. The day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.
Finaly Schmunsday!
I slept all Schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
What did you do during Schmunsday?
When is Schmunsday now again? Soon, very soon!
by namn November 23, 2015
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Schmoliday

A day in which you get to work from home without the usual interruptions of eMail or endless, pointless, back-to-back nonconference calls.
Q. Did you enjoy your holiday?
A. Holiday Schmoliday, I had to get up early and take care of that presentation that everyone's been hounding me about.
by PhlpCrp September 7, 2009
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Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.
Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."
by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009
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