Skip to main content

Schlongus Maximus 

Share definition Flag
a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.
"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"
Schlongus Maximus by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020
Get merch
Related Words
Schlongus Maximus • schlongus • Schlongus Bongus • Schlongus Dongus • Schlongus Interruptus • Blorgus Schlongus • Longus Schlongus • schlongis • schlangus • schlongs in thongs
Shuffle