Scarlett Fever

When a person is so overcome by the hotness of Scarlett Johansson it causes a physical temperature change resembling a common fever. Symptoms may also include erections and drooling. Curable only by observation of Susan Boyle

I just saw the Avengers and think I may have caught Scarlett Fever

by themadgear October 29, 2012

Scarlett Fever

When someone is so madly in love with Scarlett Johansson that they buy posters of her, fantasize about dating and/or marrying her, and hoping to god that she'll one day have an Instagram account so you can DM her.

I was diagnosed with Scarlett Fever when I watched Iron Man 2 and saw all the scenes with Black Widow in them, and she's really really hot! I'd do anything to marry her

by Master Odius February 16, 2022

scarlet fever

The condition of being a redophile.

Steven has a bad case scarlet fever, the last three girls he went with were all redheads.

by Amazing AO October 8, 2005

scarlet fever blanket

a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.

I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

scarlet fever

When you are obsessed with a redheaded girl.

Doctor: what's wrong Joey?
Joey: I have this huge crush on this girl and I'm just obsessed and I can't stop thinking about her! I'm really worried!
Doctor: is she a blonde brunette or redhead?
Joey: a redhead doc.
Doctor: you have a bad case of scarlet fever.

by OFWGKTADGAF666GOLFWANG October 26, 2013

Scarlet Fever

The condition of being attracted to women from Red Communist countries, such as China, Cuba and Korea. An uncommonly large number of cases are attributed to Libertarian men.

Maria: Oh yeah baby don't stop
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!

by Ohno1986 September 1, 2017

Scarlet fever

The descriptor for a woman who is attracted to British men. I.e. loyalist women being attracted to the red (scarlet) coats.

“All the men I like are British”
“Damm you have scarlet fever”

by Silvervolvo August 9, 2021