An irrational fear of online transactional payment; often witnessed in the pensioner population.
For Christ's sake, that's another call from Auntie Irene. She's waited less than ten minutes for a "forgot password " reminder on Amazon and now the scamdy-cat believes some Nigerianhacker has cleaned out her account.
An extremely overweight male. One who's moobs are larger then most women. A scary cat usually has problems breathing, often sounding like Darth Vader. A scary cat will often forget if he applied deodorant. Possibly sniffing his underarms in public or meetings. Finally, a scary cat could have a high pitch voice, like a little girl stuck in a man's body. The could easily be confused with the "We Shall Go To War" pirate in At World's End.
Did you just see that fat guy in the meeting? He is onescary cat.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.