scabbing

The annoying practice of begging people for something, usually money. Usually when someone scabs they will repeatedly ask a passer by (especally someone they know by name) for the thing they are after until they give in.

I want chocolate. I think I'll start scabbing for money to buy some.

by miss scabber May 6, 2009

Scabbing

Furiously masturbating for prolonged periods of time. The penis skin may be so traumatized that scabs begin to form.

"Has Andrew come out of his room yet today?"
"Nah, he's been in there all day scabbing it up."

by Jon Ralfio June 2, 2014

Scabbing

Cumming on a girls pussy then letting it crust up and penetrating her again through her "scab".

I was scabbing this chick at the adult store last night

by Sparticus454 April 24, 2022

Scabbing

To be greedy and take more of your fair Share

STOP SCABBING, Said John after his dick was bitten off

by Pepsi 2 February 18, 2025

Truck Stop Scabbing

An underground world of persons that meet at truck stops and engage in the act of "scabbing". This can be done in many differant forms such as; 1. Rubbing two scabs together; 2. Poking or Picking anothers scab; 3. Having person 1 on a side of a "Scab Hole" with their scab and person 2 on the other end of the "Scab Hole" sticks their finger through and pokes or picks at person 1's scab. This is most popular on the east coast of the US.

John has a secrect hobby, truck stop scabbing. He goes to differant truck stop locations and engages in scab rub's with other scabby's.

by No Internal Monologue May 11, 2010

Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

by JasperRide March 29, 2015

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019