What exactly is a Savnik you ask? Think sloth from
the Goonies but smellier. He struck out with one trainwreck of a girl in high school and has continued to eat himself into an
early grave, wallow over his micro peepee and increasingly smell like
Velveeta cheese.
Oh no ONE girl doesn't like me because I look like that yeti thing from
the Empire Strikes Back. I'm gonna purposely contract adult early onset diabetes and blame
everyone else for me being a fat fuck.
Thanks Obama.
I must be a Savnik