–he's a greenflag trust me (if you believe in those dumb hdc on tumblr then u're stupid.)
–he's rich(he'll spoil you)
-his love language is physical touch and spoiling you with love.
-i love you

–he misses his bestfriend
Gojo Satoru is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer. He cares for his students (but gives them too much missions *poor kids*), he's an annoying friend tho but the best. You have no chance bcs he will reject your love, not because he doesn't like you (nah he doesn't like you) but because he doesn't want anything happen to you.
by Satoruslave March 11, 2022
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A 2D man for whom all girls, even boys (literally EVERYONE) are ready to do anything.

A papacito with big-dick energy.

Has a thicc third leg.

Super funny.

He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
Me: Gojo Satoru makes me want to set myself on fire!
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
by Feroline August 18, 2021
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anime character from jujutsu kaisen with the biggest, most juiciest, luscious, substantial 20km monster cock
Friend: Hey do you know who Gojo Satoru is?
Me: Yes I want to peg him with his own jumbo cock
by gojofuckr May 23, 2021
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A professional photographer, a "mature" teacher and a hottie. This man has lots of simps, and ngl i'm one of them.
Simp 1: Omg, Gojo Satoru is so hot!
Simp 2: i agree bestie
Some random person: are you to okay?
by a-random-Adrian-Crevan-simp August 16, 2021
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The most hot, coolest, epic and amazing person ever.
Gojo satoru is so hotttttttttttttt
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