Sasukeism 

A fan-ligion (basically a fan religion) where one worships the "god-like" body of Uchiha Sasuke from the fandom Naruto. The people who are apart of this cult are some of the most obsessed people I have ever met. Now, I'm not saying these people are all bad, violent people.....normally... but once they feel their God has been threatened (by a character in the series, person or in some other way) these fans are likely to attack said blasphemer at full power (for you see, these beings are closely related to the Haruno Sakura and Karin from the series). Their victim unknowingly just dug their own grave. Yes, most of these people who cross the paths of these fangirls (and boys) do not always live to tell the tale for their strength in numbers is ever increasing and even as we speak, there will be some portion of their army going after another poor soul who spoke badly of Sasuke to destroy such evil and allow their king's reign to continue as most sexy awesome ninja with the bad-ass moves, no matter how emo or mentally unstable he is.

Sasuke-lova123: Omg, Sasuke is sooo hawt. I love you gorgeous.
Naru-fan92: Pfft, Sasuke's not all that great. I mean, he couldn't even kill his brother and now Pain destroys Konoha instead? Please, he's just a stupid emo kid with mental problems.
Sasuke-lova123: What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say. About. SASUKE?????????!!!!!!!!!
Naru-fan92: Uh....
Sasuke-lova123: SASUKE FANS, UNITE!
Naru-fan92: *gets pwnd by the fans*
Sasuke-lova123: Aha! See! Sasukeism RULES YOUR ASS! CHA! *highfives other Sasuke fans*

Sasukeism by Inu-Uchi[fan] January 6, 2009

Sasukism 

the illogical leaping from one topic to another like a ninja, particularly in the context of playing a game. often having so many steps between the initial topic and the final destination that it it miles apart.

Example: "The clue is train right? well Thomas was a train, and and he was blue right? well bare will me on this, on blues clues they had salt and pepper as characters right? so i think the answer is Salt Lake Utah"

"I can't believe they won the game with such a massive Sasukism"

Sasukism by Loki Gamer March 7, 2021

sasukeisadilf 

the best person to ever exist, i don’t make the rules sorry. should admit they’re cute already.

wow! sasukeisadilf is amazing!

sasukeisadilf by harunovsp June 19, 2021

sakkeism 

unnecessary smalltalk, conversation without any content or meaning

Oh, yeah my pet peeve is sakkeism.

sakkeism by hellounicornsandstuff November 5, 2020

sasukeisadilf 

the greatest tiktoker to ever exist, i don’t make the rules.

wow, sasukeisadilf is amazing!

sasukeisadilf by harunovsp June 19, 2021

sasukeisadilf 

the best tiktoker and person to
exist, i don’t make the rules, sorry not sorry.

omg sasukeisadilf is amazing!

sasukeisadilf by harunovsp June 19, 2021

sasukeslady

cute and hot and sexy and gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. she loves dababy and being daboobie(dababys boobs) and she also enjoys assassination classroom and terraria(hot) she also is very fond of dababy fancitions

wow you like dababy? you must be sasukeslady

sasukeslady by swqv March 13, 2021