A legendary overlord in which has a dick the size of the empire state building. He has the power to fuck your girlfriend whenever he wants. He also has the power to not give a fuck. He has a lightning blade that can castrate you at will. If you get in his way he will fight you. And when he beats (which he will) he will stick his dick in your mouth triumphantly and say "YOU WERE IN MY WAY" and you were. This legend gets the Sakura pussy on the daily. His powerful partner is the ogrelord Shrek himself.
by ShrekStraightOuttaSwampton January 29, 2017