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Sasqualien

A combination of a sasquatch and an alien. This creature has the big head and big eyes of an alien,it also has the body and the hair of a sasquatch. It drives a Ford Taurus Wagon with 18 inch chrome-dialed rims. This Creature also carries around an abyssal whip made from it's home planet, Orthon. When you get whipped by it you turn rabid and obtain pneumonia. This deadly ,mysterious creature lives in woods near redwood trees,usually in Iowa. If you see one dont make eye contact because it has poisonous laser vision and will shine it's lasers on yours and you will be blinded. What you want to do is yodel with your eyes closed and hop up and down on one foot. That scares them the most. There are only 69 Sasqualiens left in the species. Be careful!
Oh my god, I just saw a sasqualien. It looked mad because I just scratched is vehicle. Here he comes,I'm dead.
Sasqualien by Bob Berson January 8, 2007

Sasquatchian 

large, gargantuan, enormous, grande, heaps, big
I love you a gargantuan amount.
Well, I love you a sasquatchian amount.
Sasquatchian by misspeabody April 16, 2011

sasquatchnaruto 

A cool guy known by many, loved by all( at least he wishes). He was once called a post whore for his abilities to get several hundreds of posts in a day, but has since chilled his spastic ways out. The sasquatchnaruto also responds to sas and can be found to be irritable or funny all depending on his mood. Known eating habits include anything in the fridge or cabinent that only requires boiled water or a microwave.
sasquacthnaruto is the best YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
sasquatchnaruto by sas April 9, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026