Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018

Saskatoon Loop

The act of putting someone's penis into his own asshole

Person 1 : "Did you see? Greg put his dick into his own butthole"
Person 2: " Ah the good ol' Saskatoon Loop

by H.Berry July 13, 2021

Saskatoon Skunk

When you are eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face and she farts on you.

“I was eating out jessica last night and she gave me a Saskatoon Skunk!”

by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019

Saskatoon Shower

When in a male communal shower situation, like high school or jail, one or more of the men masturbate, then ejaculate on an unsuspecting bather. This will usually occur on the outer thigh or buttocks areas, but if the ejaculator has enough force, it can wind up on the upper back or scalp.
A lesser Saskatoon Shower involves getting urinated on in the same manner. It is conceivable that women can initiate an S.S. if they can ejaculate wit the proper trajectory and velocity.

Saskatoon showers were a daily occurrence after high school gym class.
Timmy lost an eye after a tragic Saskatoon Shower accident.

by electricsexpants August 20, 2019

Saskatoon Totem Pole

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

by Shelltown May 30, 2009

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Saskatoon Skeet Shoot

The sexual act of gaping a girls ass, then stepping back five feet and ejaculating into her gaping hole.

A horrible thing to ask for on a first date is a Saskatoon Skeet Shoot.

by CheryyPoppinss March 1, 2012