Sarbinism
Jack said "you see that girl over there? I heard she likes older guys" and I replied "your so far up your teacher's ass, I'm joining sarbinism"
Sarbinism by Pumpkinlime July 30, 2024
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Satinism
A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
Satinism by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016
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sardinisation
A passive process which one is subjected and forced to be squeezed within a finite confinement, i.e. the subway during rush hour; standing ticket zone in a super popular concert, etc.
Mostly involuntary in circumstances which one has no choice but to be part of this process, such is life.
Mostly involuntary in circumstances which one has no choice but to be part of this process, such is life.
Everyone who's been to Asia would probably agree that sardinisation is a daily routine for basic survival, anytime during the day one'd be subjected to be in 0.01m proximity with another being, such circumstances are not only limited to being physically pressed upon but also being able to smell each other's distinct odour, i.e. breath/burp/shampoo/deo/perfume, due to such proximity on every mode of public transportation except the cab.
sardinisation by mynewhandle March 16, 2019
Sabrinaisms
Sabrina's Comedy Line.
Some, off the wall, never thought of, probably sexual, random, funny, Saying, or a quick come back of sort, or a Joke, or a Pun, or Wild usage/definiton of a word ... From the Wonderful Brain of Sabrina.
The Slogan For Sabrinaisms is actually, "Sometimes Funny, Always Corny"
Some, off the wall, never thought of, probably sexual, random, funny, Saying, or a quick come back of sort, or a Joke, or a Pun, or Wild usage/definiton of a word ... From the Wonderful Brain of Sabrina.
The Slogan For Sabrinaisms is actually, "Sometimes Funny, Always Corny"
Them: "Positivity Is Key!"
Me: "Except for Covid and STDs"
#Sabrinaisms
"Wanna hear one of my Sabrinaisms?"
"So if a Pizza is Normally Cut into 8 peices, When asking for an 8th of Weed of an 8th of anything, Simply Text Them a Pizza emoji 🍕 , which a peice of pizza is an 8th of a pizza."
Me: "Except for Covid and STDs"
#Sabrinaisms
"Wanna hear one of my Sabrinaisms?"
"So if a Pizza is Normally Cut into 8 peices, When asking for an 8th of Weed of an 8th of anything, Simply Text Them a Pizza emoji 🍕 , which a peice of pizza is an 8th of a pizza."
Sabrinaisms by Sabrinaisms February 9, 2021