A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.

It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.

"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."

Satinism by LordHarambe8789 November 22, 2016

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Sarbinism • Satinism • Sabrinaisms • sarcanism • sardinisation • Sabrina Smith

sardinisation

A passive process which one is subjected and forced to be squeezed within a finite confinement, i.e. the subway during rush hour; standing ticket zone in a super popular concert, etc.

Mostly involuntary in circumstances which one has no choice but to be part of this process, such is life.

Everyone who's been to Asia would probably agree that sardinisation is a daily routine for basic survival, anytime during the day one'd be subjected to be in 0.01m proximity with another being, such circumstances are not only limited to being physically pressed upon but also being able to smell each other's distinct odour, i.e. breath/burp/shampoo/deo/perfume, due to such proximity on every mode of public transportation except the cab.

sardinisation by mynewhandle March 16, 2019

satinism

a religion. must have big b00bs to join

'ever hearda satinism?'

satinism by satin4u February 12, 2022

Satinism

A big bag of poopy poops

FLAMING BAGS OF poop, satinism

Satinism by Shiteater533 September 11, 2016

sarcanism

plainly, sarcasm in ebonics.

sarcanism is a really awesome word...

sarcanism by dafsgdhgf August 26, 2006

Sabrinaisms

Sabrina's Comedy Line.

Some, off the wall, never thought of, probably sexual, random, funny, Saying, or a quick come back of sort, or a Joke, or a Pun, or Wild usage/definiton of a word ... From the Wonderful Brain of Sabrina.

The Slogan For Sabrinaisms is actually, "Sometimes Funny, Always Corny"

Them: "Positivity Is Key!"

Me: "Except for Covid and STDs"

#Sabrinaisms

"Wanna hear one of my Sabrinaisms?"

"So if a Pizza is Normally Cut into 8 peices, When asking for an 8th of Weed of an 8th of anything, Simply Text Them a Pizza emoji 🍕 , which a peice of pizza is an 8th of a pizza."

Sabrinaisms by Sabrinaisms February 9, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026