A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011
by The Strange Duck May 28, 2005
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A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
by Mr Hibbert February 04, 2010
1. A transvestite moose looking celebrity who needs to take acting lesson and is hated by most people mostly the south park writing staff.
1. I saw Sarah Jessica Parker in Have You Heard About the Morgans, she needs to learn how to act.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
2. Wow look at that moose shot it ow crap that was Sarah Jessica Parker.
by gangasta123456789987654321 June 02, 2010
Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!
Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...
Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...
Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011
by Stacy July 26, 2006