santulli 

a jackass who masturbates with his paintball gun

dont be a santulli

santulli by foo August 1, 2003

Dirty Santulli 

When you bend a girl over, spread her cheeks and spit in her ass while in a Mini Cooper. Booty anal

I was trying to rip a dirty Santulli and threw my back out

Dirty Santulli by Nunya biiizness kid January 24, 2019

Nicholas W Santulli 

1. a man that looks like the eggner but has the voice of sinatra.
2. a man with a fear of mayonnaise

look at that hairy fellow who is that

its a Nicholas W Santulli

Nicholas W Santulli by the eggner beast February 1, 2020

Dirty Santulli 

When you freeze your semen in to a paintball, and shoot it in to a women's pussy, wait til it melts, and felch it.

Can you believe Pete gave that chick a dirty Santulli? It was great...

Dirty Santulli by STLSASQUATCH November 15, 2017

Santilli'ed 

verb: to shit on someones chest

adj: to describe the feeling of utter embarrassment and humiliation

Wow man I just got a nuke in CoD, you got Santilli'ed

Santilli'ed by Im Cute69 April 17, 2011

Santilli 

a highly attractive man who is very popular with the ladies

look at that guy, hes a regualar santilli

Santilli by jenny a May 11, 2007

santelli

A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.

I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.

santelli by astronautjesus February 21, 2009