Santa Ono

The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.

I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.

by Proud Bearcat April 30, 2013

reverse santa

The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them.

Oh my gosh Cindy. Someone stole my wallet! What a reverse Santa!

by amac_awesome April 30, 2011

anti-santa

the opposite of santa claus. A robber that steals all your presents on christmas eve

omg the anti-santa has been i have no other presents left

by Aaron mclong April 19, 2008

Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022

Dear Santa

A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".

Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.

*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*

User A: Dear Santa...

User B: Dear Easter Bunny...

by VendettatheGreat November 20, 2011

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.

Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end

by WillyJK December 22, 2008