by Anonymous October 8, 2003
They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.
by JayRoe October 6, 2006
by sarah00009 November 7, 2010
by Kenny22 February 14, 2008
First put in picture by Coca-Cola in the being of the 20th Century. Now He has been cloned so everybody can see him at every shopcenter.
by Kherozen December 19, 2003
The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
by Tyler Malone March 23, 2008
Synonym for big, fat lie. When children are about 10 years old, their santa-genes evolve and they realize the truth, that Santa is a lie.
by Wise, young man (Frosty) January 6, 2009