Helen: "I'm not feeling well, I have the monthly visitor".
Anne: "Why not strap on the Sanitary iPad for some personal entertainment".
Anne: "Why not strap on the Sanitary iPad for some personal entertainment".
by Jayophonic January 27, 2010
When you take Germ-X, or something else sanitary on your finger then wiping it across someones face like a mustache.
Austin: What the heck was that?!
Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!
Austin: Dont you ever do that again!
Bucky: Ok but i will!!
Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!
Austin: Dont you ever do that again!
Bucky: Ok but i will!!
by ashray456 June 25, 2010
The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
by Sampzky April 15, 2010
like if something is good or cool u say its sanitary but if its gross or uncool u say its unsanitary
by Quinn morgendorfer October 16, 2021
by Wonderballz November 8, 2013
Samantha darling, can I borrow your sanitary trowel. Samantha: "what's it for this time?" He only went and penetrated my twat with a Mickey Mouse dildo and now I can't get it out.
by HeXsTeRiA November 20, 2019
by PYESEM March 23, 2020