by VlAdAmIr PuТiN January 19, 2018
Sand Monkey: A person that is born within African American and Middle Eastern descent. i.e. sand nigger and porch monkey. In essence, a Sand Monkey is a person that is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined into one person.
Billy: Look at that Sand Monkey over there! He's really accomplishing the task of finishing his nig stick.
Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?
Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.
Timmy: What's a Sand Monkey, Billy?
Billy: A Sand Monkey is a sand nigger and a porch monkey combined.
by Darkshadow33 March 03, 2011
Look at that filthy Sand Monkey and his camel
You see that Sand Monkey running that 7/11
Du Bai is full of Sand Monkeys
I need to see the Empire State building before one of Osamas Sand Monkey cousins take it down
You see that Sand Monkey running that 7/11
Du Bai is full of Sand Monkeys
I need to see the Empire State building before one of Osamas Sand Monkey cousins take it down
by ObeseOneKenobi March 01, 2018
A reference to a person who has had a prolonged sexual drought. These people usually can be tagged with the name 'sand monkey' after a period beyond 5 months of sexual inactivity.
by Fleachad September 08, 2010
by one of you November 05, 2004
by angel3x2 March 28, 2009
Teacher: Okay, children we have a new student from Afghanistan
Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!
Obnoxious Student: Lynch that sand monkey right now dammit!
by TRMT12 July 20, 2008