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San Jose Sharks 

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)
Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.

San Jose Sharks by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007
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San Jose Sharks 

My favorite Hockey team. They started in 92, and are decient, as the guy above said. They have Nabokov, but had Steve Shields, an awesome goalie and person. Nabby is better though. Haha.
Look at Nabby! The Sharks are dominating with him!
San Jose Sharks by McMillan January 31, 2005

San Jose Sharks 

Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.
Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast
San Jose Sharks by Juliejonas February 9, 2010

San Jose Sharks 

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
San Jose Sharks by Go Sharks? June 2, 2011

San Jose Sharks 

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!
San Jose Sharks by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

San Jose shark tank 

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒
Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank
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