Samson

CRINGY obnoxious child, meme reker

You are such a samson

by nigelthenigel June 7, 2018

Samson

The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.

A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing

by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017

Samson

Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!

He’s probably from Samson.

by 2468832 December 7, 2018

Samson

Whenever you see a Samson, you should expect to see a short (low 5 foots), american nonce.
If you ever encounter a Samson, especially if you are a little girl, you should make sure to run.
However, Samson is usually always a weeb too. Meaning you should be quite safe, as you do not look like small anime girl.

Jeff: Shame Samson had to go to jail.
Geoff: If only he didn't rape that 5 year old.

by Big-Chungus-The-Second May 29, 2020

Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.

Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized

by A Tech Rep June 15, 2007

samson

a psychoactive product of the plant Cannabis sativa aka marijuana. aka weed, trees, or mary jane.

I wanna talk to samson!

by layshu November 29, 2007

samson

sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"

"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"

by ___emily May 9, 2007