Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

salted nut roll by MJBAJG January 25, 2013

Related Words

Salted nut roll • Salted • Salted Caramel • Salted Pretzel • salted rim • Salted/Salty • salted apple • Salted Boat • salted burito • salted but roll

Salted Nut Roll

After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!

Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!

Salted Nut Roll by Sweaty Crack! July 3, 2009

Salted nut roll

A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net

Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?

Paul: No dude it's all yours.

Joe: I want half.

Salted nut roll by S bomb March 30, 2009

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

Salted Nut Roll by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

Salted nut roll by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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