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Salisbury School 

All-Men-Prep-School in Salisbury, CT.

-Class A Division 1 in every sport
(Avon Old Farms recently had to move to Class B Division II)
-Lower acceptance rate than Avon Old Farms
-Higher SAT scores than Avon Old Farms, Trinity Pauling, and Choate
-Don't fall for girls within 5 minutes away from their school (i.e. Avon Old Farms with Miss Porters and Ethel Walker
-NEPSAC Class A Division I winners within the past two years in: Hockey, Football, and of course, Lacrosse.

-has the most alums in the NHL than any other prep school
-has the second most alums in the MLL (behind Deerfield)
-Headmaster didn't have an affair with his secretary like Avon Old Farm's and Berkshire's
-Has the most fit students
-Has a $29 Million brand new athletic center
-Voted the "Best Looking School for Boys" in a recent Facebook poll
-Men of character come from this school
"Yo did you get into AOF? Yeah man!" x every guy who applies

"What schools are looking at you?"
"Cornell, BC, UNC, Penn, Harvard, Yale, and Salisbury School."

"Yeah my friend is going to Salisbury School for lacrosse."

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Salisbury School 

Did you get into Avon Old Farms?

No, so I'm going to Salisbury School instead
Salisbury School by WINGED_BEAVER November 26, 2009

salisbury composite high school 

a school in sherwood park that is full of stoners and hard drugs
hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004