reticulating splines 

Nonsense technobabble used in a production context.

Reticulating splines started off as an in-joke at Maxis and grew to fame with the widespread popularity of The Sims. While it does have a "real" meaning, this definition isn't actually correct in the context of its use. It's really a programming joke.

Reticulating splines is essentially filler. Don't want to describe what's holding up the program? It's reticulating splines. Why isn't the Internet working? The splines aren't reticulated. Heck, don't want to explain your calculus assignment? We're reticulating splines this week.

See also processor gremlins for the computer hardware equivalent.

Sorry the video took so long to upload. Reticulating splines took hours!

reticulating splines by ndm13 April 21, 2015

angel salinas 

He is a guy that wants to fuck all the time, great in the bed, a good kisser, and fine as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He is just like Angel Salinas"

angel salinas by awesomecoolgirl123 March 23, 2016

reticulating splines 

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.

I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

reticulating splines by Crick Albert July 22, 2009

saline solution 

a song made by wilbur soot called saline solution from his album your city gave me asthma

person1: you heard that song saline solution?
person2: yeah its by wilbur right?
person1: yeah!

saline solution by sapph1re_ April 28, 2021

Selines 

A beautiful.hispanic girl who is everything you hope to ever seek in a girl. Sometimes she can be physical but you like and so does she. She always seems to out smart you and you always find it cute. Selines is a wonderful girl who should always be loved by the right guy.

Friend A : Damn you see that girl over there Gerald.

Gerald :Yeah thats a Selines over there

Selines by StonerG July 23, 2014

Salinas swerve 

A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.

" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."

Salinas swerve by MadelineB February 23, 2008

Saline

A very beautiful girl , who maybe sad but never shows it. Her smile will brighten your day and she will always be there for anyone in need. Saline is the type of girl who fights for what she loves , don’t ever let her leave your life that would be the dumbest thing anyone can ever do. She maybe a drama queen and stress you out but you will never find a girl like her.

Look at saline smile

Saline by Samuel benitez April 28, 2019