A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.
John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
by CaptainSoap April 1, 2015
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