A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”
“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
by Sixtits February 16, 2019
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by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012
Get the Brownberry Salad mug.Person A: "I hear you got in a fight with a bunch of drunk bros."
Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."
Person A: "So, what happened?"
Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."
Person A: "Win."
Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."
Person A: "So, what happened?"
Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."
Person A: "Win."
by Metreon October 14, 2011
Get the Brotato Salad mug.When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!
Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!
Joe: You fucking freak!
Joe: You fucking freak!
by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010
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