Sage C 

The best damn entry in the whole world.

At Williams college, freshmen dorms are divided into entries. Sage C is one such entry, but it is better than the rest because it has a much higher percentage of girls than average, and everyone is freakishly tight-knit. They do everything together, and help each other out.

Plus they prank everyone in kick ass ways.

"Dude, Sage C turned everything in our common room upside down at three o'clock in the morning with out waking anyone up. They flipped out couch; our posters; everything!"

"Clearly, Sage C owns you."

Sage C by MonishaAyita October 11, 2009

Sage Creek High School 

Literally a smaller, newer, gum-free (supposedly) version of Carlsbad High School. Contrary to popular belief, we're not full of nerds. We have the same general demographics as CHS, except we're using a trimester system and we have less druggies. Basically a wannabe college-style campus that is prowled by freshmen who have chronic dabbing disorder.

The place where if you're not LGBTQIA+, YOU are the minority.

Also, a giant boiling pot of memes.

Person 1: What school do you go to, person 2?
Person 2: Sage Creek High School.
Person 1: Oh, is it that one new high school in Carlsbad? That's so cool! I heard they have a trimester system instead of a conventional semester system. Isn't it much faster and more work-intensive?
Person 2: It is, but it allows you to take more courses!
Person 3: Fuckin Bobcats lol LONG LIVE LANCERS xDDDDDDDD
Person 1: Oh, look, someone from CHS!
Person 2: 1v1 me m8

OR

Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: Lesbian? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Intersex? Asexual/Androgynous? Genderfluid? Demiboy? Demigirl?(edited)
Person 2: I'm a heterosexual white boy(edited)
Person 1: fuckin fag that's a microagression against me and my ppl get out of my school you weeaboo

Sage Creek High School by FreshPrinceOBelAir February 3, 2017

sage coté 

The best person ever, basically it's an honor if you ever even see him.

Sage Coté is the best guy ever

sage coté by tad550 November 19, 2015

sage clark 

an incredible person who is not afraid to help, very caring but doesnt date alot but when dating happens its with a person sage cares ALOT about, if your ever lucky enough to find a sage never let them go and treat them right because theyre a one of a kind person and dont come around to often, they are often rather dorkish but very lovely but piss them off and your dead

wow theyre so kind, such a sage clark

sage clark by ultimatecheesemaster November 15, 2009

Sage Creek High School 

Sage Creek is the worst high school if you are a teenager that wants to have a fun high experience. Basically is sucks ass. It’s not like a traditional high school and everyone is in one big clique. And so many people at this school are so fucking smart you wonder why you even go here. Seeing furbies on campus happens more than our sports teams winning a game. Oh and there is no football team even though we rich asf. Or cheerleaders. There is like no school spirit except for the few ppl who dress up for spirit days to hope it makes the day less depressing. This isn’t an opinion this is facts. And if your not LGBTQ your the minority. Go bobbies!

Mark: Where do you go to school?

Jason: Sage Creek High School

Mark: Ew wtf why?! Are u like a loser or something ?!

Jason: my mom made me go.. but I wanna kms.

Mark: I bet. Carlsbad best all your sports teams for the 7 years your school has been open..

Sage Creek High School by GirlsWhoHateSage October 6, 2019

Russell Sage College 

A school for the cultivation of wives for the students of RPI. Sometimes considered gold-diggers because they invariably marry the most attractive RPI Nerd they can find who has a bright future as a highly-paid engineer in front of them. The student body is slightly overweight but nonetheless highly attractive and much preferable to the female students of RPI who are extremely scarce and, when located, have RIBS.

Wow, Sarah is going to Russell Sage College? Luck girl, she'll marry an engineer!

Russell Sage College by SagieGirl December 24, 2008

sage canyon 

a bad school because too many people gossip and theres too much drama and everyone in the 6th grade sucks and they get all freaked out (especially elizabeth) when someone writes something on the gazebo and zehna always makes dumb plans to go to the park and dylan likes every single asian person and varun is a blimp and david g farts too much.

Sage canyon is horrible!!

sage canyon by jfd January 2, 2005