The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.
Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.
by XxXBennyBooXxX March 28, 2019
When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.
1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.
2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.
1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.
2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence
Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.
by pansplatterer April 25, 2010