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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

sawed a bitch in half 

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.
Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb
i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico 

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

fart a seed

to fart and a little nugget of poop comes out
"Damn, i heard her fart in bio today. I bet you she'd fart a seed next time!
fart a seed by THE YES AND NO FRIENDS September 23, 2016