scampions are the stupid boys that ot to campion skol in hornchurch they think they r the best wen they all get off at romford station to go meet all the sacred sluts u think they r the pretyest girls around but really they aint coz they all just look the same at least u got the other skols eg there rivile brentwood ursulins they r different yea they may wear brown but they all have there own unique personalitys n style u no what scamps dunno what u c in them sluts u shud definatly go for the brentwood lassies!
"omg yeah i fuck dat sacred slut the other day she wud du nefin if i sweet tlked her" " well i tryed it with that brentwood girl we didnt du nefin but she is so easy to tlk to her i get on with her wellgd"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"