Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

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Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.
by Reeseeee June 23, 2023
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Something that has been used and resold as is.
That urban decay naked palette is Swashed.
by Brandon.s97 February 20, 2016
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I wanna tickle your gherkin
With my bearskin merkin...

That’s some nasty swash poetry!
by Out of Anchorage October 17, 2019
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A word to describe something being cool,quirky, or fun.(but sarcastically)
by Susan leapm June 15, 2020
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A person engaging in anal sex who has already accepted multiple sperm loads.
I was flirting online with some Swash Buckler who wanted me to add my load to their ass.
by Jeffrey Tawdry February 11, 2018
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When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.
Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”
by Dicho mode June 16, 2022
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