Swampass

Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.
I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad I said wow you have some bad swampass.
by Trace S. January 22, 2007
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the nasty feeling when your butt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. Ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.
Ryan's been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swampass.
by KRaZY Kristen September 03, 2005
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when your asscrack/grundel area is so sweaty it basically becomes a boggy swamp. very humid and producing unbelievable discomfort, this condition is generally worse among the fat and lardy. however, in sub-tropical climate locales, i.e. southern louisiana or mississippi, swampass can strike anyone, at anytime. the only relief is to either strip naked and head for a fire hydrant or go home and peel your loins off and drape a cold, wet towel over your nether-regions.
earl walked outside, went to the mailbox, and even at 7:15 in the a.m., fell victim to a putrid variety of swampass....
by dunbart August 20, 2008
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When you get that sweat in your backside area and your pants/shorts are sticking to you.
"Its so hot in here, I'm getting swampass"
by Diggler March 18, 2003
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When your ass gets so sweaty that you feel that it will soon harbor swamp vegetation. Will cause unpleasantness.
"Shit dude, I have a bad case of SwampAss." :(
by TheIDKman December 03, 2010
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When your cheeks, not the ones on your face, are leaking that chocolate water. Only solution to get rid of it is to take a moist paper towel and wipe, then smell the tissue and laugh about it for the next five minutes.
Man i hate july because its nothing but swampass city in here.
by AngryWhopper May 29, 2009
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The phenomenon that occurs when one does not properly wipe one's ass, causing latent shit to slowly melt when exposed to hot weather.
Because their star player was stricken with a bout of swampass at a pivotal point in the game, the favored team lost the soccer championship.
by wasabi milkshake August 08, 2004
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