Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!
by marshjt March 18, 2011
The sexual procedure when a man is anal fucking a girl and he spits on her back. She turns around because she thinks he came, and BAM shoots it right in her face.. SURPISE
So i was doing her in the butt, and i spat on her back she turned around and i gave her a Cream Surprise, right on her face, man was she pissed
by Buckethead/chickenmaster November 26, 2006
The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.
Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!
by Timbo and R Flo August 16, 2009
When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.
by Cdesh121 June 14, 2018
sexual act in which someone is choked out in a fit of passion (turning blue in the process). The person doing the choking works their way to climax any which way possible. When the choked out person wakes up, the choker yells suprise and ejaculates in there face. Fully completing the lustful act of passion.
Hey man did you know my girlfriend likes to be choked during sex?
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
Really? did you give her a Blueberry cream surprise.
Totally did!! and she gave me a blackeye.
by Jago29 September 10, 2010
the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her
I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night
by jimlustylip September 15, 2010
Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.
"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"
by Stamps Bitch October 19, 2006