Stressted 

Stress and rested combined

I stressted over the weekend.

Stressted by Young Rebel00 October 23, 2023

Stressheimer's

When you're so stressed out you forget things, blame it on other people, and otherwise act like you've lost a major portion of your cognitive abilities.

I'm sorry I went home with your jacket last night and mistook it for my roommate's this morning. It's the Stressheimer's.

Stressheimer's by Isonomist March 29, 2012

stressterbating

The act of beating off because of stress and to relieve said stress

When life gets tough and bills start piling up, I go to my den and start stressterbating.

stressterbating by Tlogz April 23, 2016

stressted 

When you're stressed out over a medical or other test.

John was stressted about his heart stress test.
Susie got really stressted out about her math quiz.

stressted by SabraCat March 1, 2016

Stresscrement 

/strɛskrɪm(ə)nt/

noun.

1. a term used to describe the feeling or need to excete or urinate due to stress or a stressful situation

2. the act of discharging waste matter as a stress response

1. Person 1: The upcoming performance is making me want to stresscrete right about now!
Person 2: Ew... But also, I totally understand your need for stresscrement

2. I'm stresscreting; leave me alone.

Stresscrement by words and sundry June 4, 2018

stresstimony 

Giving testimony about a stressful moment or time.

I was feeling a lot of tension at work. I couldn't wait to go home and share my stresstimony with my husband over a glass of wine.

stresstimony by Jogiletters April 22, 2022

Stressted 

StressRested

I Stressted over the weekend.

Stressted by Young Rebel00 October 24, 2023