straight man

burning homosexual

average person: *is straight man*

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

straight man

tha man that is not a gay.

he's not a gay but a straight man.

by swordwind January 2, 2009

straight man

hes not just super but is also straight

why cant everyone be like straight man?

by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022

straight man's remorse

Feelings of shame, embarrassment, confusion (about feelings and/or sexual orientation), or just plain freaking out by a straight man after having been too emotionally close, physically close, or sexual with another man, who may be straight, bisexual, or gay. Based on the concept of buyer's remorse.

Jim and John were both drunk, horny, and lonely last night and fooled around with each other. Today John has a serious case of straight man's remorse.

Doug and Bill were really drunk last night, and Doug was spilling his guts about his girlfriend, and how much he hates his father, and other stuff. Doug was crying and Bill ended up hugging him for a while. Now Doug has straight man's remorse.

by swede82 February 25, 2009

Straight Man Complex

Someone who thinks there incredibly clever and straight to the point with come backs but is actually really annoying when they do it

John Smith had a straight man complex and was always pissing people off

by Mrs Beakons December 14, 2020

Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025