Stank: The quality of being whorish and/or trashy or the appearance of bearing said quality.
Ass: Term for donkey, the butt, or individual who is mean for no reason.
Put it together and you get someone from Shittsburgh.
Shittsburgh (Pittsburgh) is a stank ass city that spends millions of federal tax dollars on internet advertisements so everyone thinks it is a nice place, when anyone from the outside knows it is not.
A girl (or guy) who runs around with everyone and thinks they're hot shit, when realistically they're just someone who's hit it with everyone and their brother. In summary, your everyday whore.
Girl 1 Man, look at her stank ass!
Girl 2 I heard she got over on another one. Glad it wouldn't me!
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.